And there was a distillery!

This is my blog called “The art of being God”. Since I’m creating a small world inhabited by small people in 4 mm scale I have to be their God. So far they got a brewery, Stoffton Brewery, and a town called Middleford. A town in England or if its in Scotland perhaps in Cornwall or if its in Wales. You figure it out. But all the names, locations and happenings are my own fantasies so don’t be offended (also the bad spelling).  The year is 1894.

On the seventh day God decided to create another big business in Middleford. Glenwall malt distillery. To much joy for the villagers one could say. Purely single malt is produced and the business is blooming thanks to two in-house brands: Glenwall 25 years and MacEcner 18 years. MacEcner is the smoother one of the two and is more or less classified as the ladies whiskey down at the Black Swan. Glenwall is the rougher one and is well known for making men out of boys and keeping the hands of doctor Igor Mortis disinfected. The rumour has it that the malt master Dexter Glower only works on the Glenwall single malt on rainy days when the temperature is below zero, inside the distillery. The biggest secret is that the whiskey is aged in a butts imported from a calvadose distillery in France. But to prevent this secret to come public the butts are marked “salt herring from Iceland”. The roumor has it that Glennfiddich some other distillery tried to use Butts from Iceland but with a catastrophic reslut

The Glenwall is delivered in a square bottle witch prevents the bottle rolling away from the owner while he is lying down on the ground. The inventor of the shape was the former mayor in Middleford, sir Archibald who during a meeting 1823 by mistake dropped his bottle witch in its turn rolled over to the opposition leader Andrew Mclochland. To prevent this form happening again he invented the square bottle.

Now it is time to go back to the program Templot to make another shunting yard for the distillery. Perhaps Stoffton Brewery will gain from this and their famous tweed tasting beer will be exported.